Monday, August 1, 2016

Evidence: Ten Essentials

Last night it wasn't quite dark and I wanted to see if the drones were watching me.
I decided to trick them.
We all know how terrorists carry a backpack so I decided to bring my backpack outside for them to see.
As soon as I did this they all lit up taking pictures of me and my backpack in spite of the fact they know I climb mountains and wear a backpack.
Here is what was inside my backpack they took pictures of trying to prove I am a terrorist:
1 Navigation: map and compass
2 Sun protection: Sunglasses and sunscreen
3 Insulation: extra clothing
4 Illumination: headlamp
5 First aid supplies
6 Fire: firestarter, matches
7 Repair kit and tools, including knife
8 Nutrition: extra food
9 Hydration: extra water
10 Emergency shelter
Besides the Ten Essentials above necessary for safe travel in the wilderness the pack also contained insect repellant, an emergency signaling device capable of alerting search and recue via satellites, and dog food for Wolfy.
Once again I couldn't stop laughing over their stupidity and paranoia.

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Captain Bill Schweizer U.S.M.M., missionary
Mountaintop Sea Ministries International

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