Leaving my residence on May Valley Road a brand new Suburban hung a you turn and was directly behind me.
I immediately pulled over and immediately accelerated and got right behind her.
She then sped up and turned onto Issaquah Hobart Road.
She was going so fast her Suburban was sharply leaning and her rear tires were spinning making a big cloud of steam from the wet highway.
She wanted me not to get a picture of her but was unsuccessful.
She was a very pretty blonde and I am naming her Mafia Momma.
License number 680 - XGQ. I have perfect pictures of what I have described.
Captain Bill Schweizer U.S.M.M., missionary, prophet, founder, and Wolfy
Mountaintop Sea Ministries International 501(c)(3)
Without menses-malice
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