Assassination Attempt Number 38 by Fools and Madmen.
Wolfy and I had been climbing mountains in eastern Washington all day.
Driving home the drones were following us.
I thought how easy it would be for the drones to notify an assassin and have him waiting for me.
Sure enough an assassin was waiting. He was parked close by my home.
He followed me and I couldn't get away from him so I pulled into my neighbors long driveway.
When I thought he had left I started to drive home but he came out of nowhere.
Once again he followed me and I couldn't get away from him so I went into my neighbors driveway again.
This time he stopped and I was afraid he was going to shoot so I fired two flares over him.
He then left and called the cops for his own protection.
He told the cops he was sitting in his car near my residence because his oil light had come on.
They also told me if I hadn't shot over him I would have been charged.
I didn't argue but was as respectful as could be.
I felt thankful to be alive.
I have no doubt he had wanted to assassinate me.
It also helped I had a picture of his license plate and brand new car.
A Morris Minir that drug dealers love to drive.
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